Aunt Bertha "had an appetite,"
(At least that's what the neighbors said),
It got much worse one moonlit night,
when she became the living dead

So if you see her, hide or flee,
And don't be slow upon your feet,
With one glance it is plain to see,
This zombie really likes to eat!

Video clip image coming soon!


We are sorry, but "Aunt Bertha" is not available in the 8x10 size.


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5x7 - 12.99
11x14 - 59.99
16x20 - 99.99

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